have you ever fallen temporarily in love with a stranger in a public place?
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
i don’t know how to survive school anymore
ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
My life is like a romantic comedy without the romance. And comedy
I tend to romanticize the everyday interactions I have with strangers.
sometimes you meet dicks and see dicks
and sometimes you find beautiful germans with long, luscious blonde locks who play guitar and world in conflict (whatever the hell that is), have laryngitis and therefore soft breathy laughs that sound incredibly creepy when read but when you hear it it’s not at all it’s like an angel softly sighing amongst the clouds
and ya just pretty much perfect
and of course they must have the inferior looking friend who doesn’t have flowing hair and a laugh like the angels (but like this deep demonic laugh which yeah is creepy as it sounds) who knows he can’t compete with the other’s beauty so gives the opportunity FOR US MERE MORTALS TO SET OUR GAZE ONLY ON THIS GERMAN GOD
wow what a night right guys
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
sometimes i wonder if my life is a sims game that someone thought would be really hilarious to fuck up